Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away. Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted. Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope. An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!" Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring." Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill." Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing. A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!" Q: Why did A...