GOOD O NE LINER J OKES HUMOROUS JOKES The best first: When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. 1 - What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 2 - What do you call bears with no ears? B– 3 - They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now! 4- I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. 5- What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp. 6- Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind of music?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan." 7- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 8- What do
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